be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image
please i've already hurt so much
Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?
An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay.
Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use
Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea
Shoutout to the guy who just tagged one of my longer posts with "#to read on the clock"
she “did the freak” on my cock, which hurt alot.
heartening saga honestly
Are people being ironic when they're writing junk like this or are they actually serious
is not working cus there aren't enough soldiers dying. with your help we can change that
flat fuck friday
you know what day it is
queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday
