turnipfritters:
“ kscotter:
“ turnipfritters:
“someone hit him with a bus
”
he needs to be knocked the fuck out
”
that’s where the bus comes in
”

turnipfritters:

kscotter:

turnipfritters:

someone hit him with a bus 

he needs to be knocked the fuck out

that’s where the bus comes in

opiz:

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

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fluffymcmuffins:

why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you

sterling-why:

Absolutely tear apart “I’m being forced to marry this woman” jokes. I hate them so fucking much. Do you know how much of a let down it is to see the person you love and share so much with turn around and rag on you to your friends as “the ol’ ball and chain”? Imagine trusting and respecting someone so much that you’re willing to commit your life to a union with them, and meanwhile they’re talking about how their life could only get worse if they were married to you. Destroy the idea that a man’s life is best when he’s a player, and that his life is “over” once he allows a woman into it. Destroy the idea that all women are controlling, horrible bridezillas. How disenchanting it is to see so many people shit all over the love between two people.


Respect your fucking wife. If you can’t do that, don’t get married.

abigaillarson:

Some of my favorite personal pieces from 2018 🖤Prints are available here

artoria-official:

jinxtus:

artoria-official:

Shes probably committing crimes right now

Who is?

What are you, a cop? piss off

tiltawhirrl:

doggosource:

You’ve seen tail wagging… have you seen body wagging?

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justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

Government Workers: Hey uh.. we need money to survive? can… how the fuck am I going to pay rent?

The US Government: 

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The United States Government: Have you considered bringing back indentured servitude? What about … feudalism….?

courierspikeee:

Spike used her medicine skill only 1 time and that 1 time was for her baby, Snuffles. (Im so sorry Arcade, I’m sure she’s grateful)

New Yorker Cartoon

banderboucher:

Millennial holding newborn baby: Where the like button on this binch!!!